Left side is the Right Side

(Genre: Just Like That)

Sometime ago, I was a bachelor. I had a small room with a big double bed all to myself....and I used to sleep on the left side of the bed. I loved the left side of my bed, because the left side was the right side for so many reasons...nearer to the toilet, nearer to the exit (in case I have to evacuate), least no. of obstructions when I leave room, a nice bed side table with all the required stuff within arms reach when I was half asleep.

Then I got married. And the priest said the wife always sits on the left...That day on, my wife doesn't let me sleep on the left side - which by the way is the right side.

Yesterday she goes to her mom's home for the night. I am there alone again in my small room with the large double bed. The left side is empty. I move towards my bed......

....and I sleep on the right side - which by the way is the wrong side.